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… The panties…

4 Mar

Mid-day fashion alert…

Ladies, if you are wearing tight pants, leggings, or spandex…Granny panties are unacceptable!

If I can see the outline of your panties through your pants it is a problem! Granny panties defeat the whole purpose of your sexy form fitting outfit & its unnerving. Its the equivalent of a man wearing a sharp suit with dirty kicks or having coffee stains on his tie.

For example: It’s the moment in passing where a female looks great from the front, but then I break my neck to check out her donkey & see the padded layer of bunched panties or mumps in the spandex… That moment evokes a classic sour face of disappontment. It is an extreme turnoff and tacky. I say this with all seriousness, no dudes want to get in them pants if they’re going to have to dive into layers. Invest in some sexy underwear!

Hybrid Gas Guzzler

4 Mar

This week Porsche rollled out it’s Spyder 918 which is it’s first attempt into the popular forray of “Green” cars. Yes, the car is a hyrbid but the premise of owning a “green” anything… that is designed for speed or power is asinine.

A car with a V-8 engine is built for power which eqautes to high gasoline consumption. However they’re boasting a fuel economy of 78mpg. We all know if I had that whip… I’m not going to be moving with traffic. The reality is you can’t tap maximum acceleration & expect to experience great fuel economy.

I’m not mad at Porsche for trying to tap into the trendy Eco-conscious of consumers. I’m waiting to laugh at the 1st jackass to claim he’s saving gas money with this hot wheels car, while he’s flooring the gas pedal. Catch you later sucka!